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May 2018

Chapter 14: Page 15 – Quiet Breakfast

Posted by / in Comic / 9 comments

So, Family Medicine is kind of fun! I could do that. I think I could do Pediatrics too. It’s been a good week pretending to be a doctor. But busy. Very busy.

Hey look, it’s my mom! I wonder if I should tell her the fatality rate of people in my comic… Maybe she’s safer if she remains unnamed ;)

It’s my birthday this week, the big 30! Buy my book? :D

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    You are very harsh on the named characters.
    It’s almost as if this universe’ theme song is “the anvil chorus”.

    • BlackMethos

      Or maybe George R. R. Martin is this world’s god?
      Would explain a thing or two, too.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        “Every time Timmy cries, Dr Sharp kills a character!”
        😄

        • DeNitro

          And there’s the answer to where all the people in the cafeteria came from..
          Future Casualties… ;-)

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            “See this man in the background? His name is Carl, he isn’t long for this world!”
            Carl looks stunned, starts protesting.
            “Oh, look at the time! It’s *deep voice* Casualty Time!”

          • DeNitro

            I’d advise drinking all your drinks in bottles or cans,, skip the risk of pulling the short red straw.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Carl quickly hides his tiny juicebox straw behind his back and sttempts to flee!
            But it’s too late, The Dan has awoken, saw him, and killed him…with a grapefruit!
            *Dramatic chord*

          • DeNitro

            Dramatically,
            Horatio Cain appears,
            Gazes intently through his sunglasses at the corpse then questions,,
            “We got a cause of death?”

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            “It appears that the victim’s head was violently replaced with a large citrus fruit.”
            “I guess he got his daily intake of vitamin C.”