• Matt [in Middletown]

    And they say they saw a sleigh drawn by eight flying deathbots that day.

    • Eoraptor

      the lead one with a glowing red laser tracer

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Can you imagine seeing deathbots in the air, their legs moving as if walking as they fly overhead?
        Their hands wiggling just so as if grasping fleshies to rend apart?

        • See I was more imagining a Deathbot santa with hacked HAWKS as reindeer XD

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Sopka in the sleigh, big orange eye watching all.

  • Honza Prchal

    And the bearded wanderer came up to our camp carrying a large sack, laughing loud enough to wake us. How had he avoided the mines, tripwires, and deadfalls … and why were we all still alive? I could only pray his overconfidence would be his undoing, and not justified.
    As I reached for my blasting stick, I prayed I would get a round off before I learned what plans he had for that suspicious sack.

    On a side note, Tenzin’s gonna have real spinal issues with that limb configuration.

    • As if he didn’t have enough issues already XD

      • Honza Prchal

        Patient Claus, S.: Diagnosis, patient displays chronic OCD with list making and hyper-judgmental tendencies towards his fellow man, especially children, though he’s generally quite pleasant and popular.
        He also should have a conservator appointed immediately because, although he’s a competent manager of a large work-force and accomplished world traveler, he tends to give away inappropriate amounts of wealth with little regard for the future. Patient should also have his blood sugar and cholesterol measured immediately as, when he laughs, he shakes like a bowl full of jelly, and his cheeks are reliably red, likely indicating some combination of chronic, extreme hypertension and rosacea.
        Oh. You meant Tenzin the terrible Tibetan. Gotcha.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Tenzin pretzels, get your pipin hot Tenzin pretzels right here!

  • Chris

    Oh God Tenzin is smiling again! Everyone Run!!!!

    • Oh don’t worry he’s just imagining how many ways he could kill Rick with that fake beard.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        The fake beard is eating Randy already, soon it will consume enough to take control.