• Delta-v

    Particle Discharge Cannons.

    • Kaiden

      Perfect Delicacy Cutters

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Permanently Damaged Crinolines
        Pasty Deadly Cinquefoil

        • Zhan

          Please Don’t Croak

    • Dusty Coyote

      Pecan Dandy Cookies

  • Kaiden

    Tenzin is taking a cue from the Deathbots I see. Shoulder cannons are always a good idea.

    • Adriano

      He’s doin it Predator style!

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        “What the hell are you? Mwuh-hah-hah-hah HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!” *Kaboom*
        Let’s see who gets that reference.

        • The Predator’s death scene. I got that before I even saw Adriano’s post =P

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Last time I made reference to that scene, had a bunch of people look at me like I was insane.

          • In an insane world, Predator references are the sanest choice.

          • DeNitro

            Don’t pretend you didn’t like it… ;-)

  • Adriano

    I wonder what was the advertisement for those two jewels <3

  • Adriano

    WOOP WOOP
    I’m totally hyped for this secret project! Nice teaser :D

  • NickDA

    Teaser == so damn cool.

  • NickDA

    Also - really cool/different super bold outline effect this page. Like it. Feels kinda cell shady/borderlands

    • Delta-v

      It looks like the outline effects were mostly used to differentiate otherwise similar values.

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Point defense cannons

    • Unwary

      Personal Destruction Creaters.

      • Chris

        Peripheral Doom Callers

        • Matt [in Middletown]

          Port data crasher
          Logs into deathbot.exe and terminates the process.

    • Dusty Coyote

      Post Delivery Coordinators. Coordinating the Delivery of low orbit tungsten telephone pole Posts.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        The ultimate public utility installation program!

    • Adriano

      Personnal Dorms Carrier

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Problematic Dairy Cow.
        Drops a vengeful cow onto Deathbot.

        • Adriano

          Pretty Doll Cannon
          Launches pretty dolls on Deathbots so that they stop making war and start playing with dolls
          Non violent actions ftw!
          Okay, I don’t see Tenzin being non-violent, but still.
          That’d be funny

        • Honza Prchal

          There was this super villain in the last iteration of TV’s Mighty Mouse known as … The Cow! His (really) only weakness? Limbergerite.

  • Kaiden

    @ the teaser: Are we gonna get to FIGHT the Deathbot???

    I so want a Demon Archives video game now.

    • Matt [in Middletown]

      Fight AS the Deathbot.

      • Murder all the meatbags!

        • Matt [in Middletown]

          The Machine Song must be brought to all meatbags!

          • NickDA

            lol, make it a music beat style game… to play the Machine Song theme up :D

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Dance dance revolution Deathbot style.
            Or Audiosurf deathbot style.
            “Crush, kill, data process, deploy!”

          • NickDA

            smertfoan would be a super secret unlock character in the game… for sure.

      • Dusty Coyote

        In soviet Minerva, Deathbot fight as YOU! A GLORIOUS REVERSAL!

        Actually, that would probably go a long way in Tenzin’s favor.

    • If I ever actually get the kickstarter set up, a little flash game of some kind is TOTALLY in the works. Side scrolling platform shooter probably.

      • Kaiden

        I’d totally play Metroid-Tenzin.

    • I have this idea of an inverse tower defense, you have to take your as many Keleres as possible trough Arkjut avoiding the Deathbots. you are Tenzin and they follow you

      • Kaiden

        I’d play it. I think I’ve seen a couple TD games that were backwards like that.

      • We just need a video game programmer who doesn’t want a million dollars to help us code one XD

  • Chris

    Clearly they are made of the indestructible material Unobtanium.

    Or, 3000 layers of clear-coat.

  • Dusty Coyote

    WTB a “FWEEEEEE” high pitched sound effect.

  • Take out the fast one first. You’ll buy yourself more time if you don’t have to evade two at once, and the fast one is probably easier to break.