• Matt [in Middletown]

    And what pops to mind?
    This:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngilTl56-Gs

    • mem da mem

      why?

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Imagine the chair peeling out of the doc’s office first.

        • mem da mem

          tenzin would probably be op as a racer….

      • Oesten

        I think Tenzin realized that, without an experimental A.I. like Jane in his suit, Viktor shouldn’t have been able to survive a deathbot encounter, and thus probably has some link to the organization behind the deathbot.

    • Fuhleeeen

      The Spike-And-Mike version of Speed Racer is “Fast Driver”, at https://youtu.be/sacx1WZQv3I.

      • I love seeing all the videos and things you all find :)

      • Oesten

        Was that Tenzin at 0:18, flying by in a wheelchair?

  • Oh dear… this is NOT going to go well… Not at all!

    • Adriano

      It’s not going to go wheel ! ;D

  • Does his chair have rocket launchers or

    • And retractable laser cannons.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        “I have a plan. Is GOOD plan.”
        It has bricks too.

        • And of course a brick launcher.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Only the best bricks available!

          • Adriano

            It has the new prototype model of MTB (Minervan Tactical Brick) Mk IV !

  • Adriano

    I also bet that Viktor has some MTB Mk IV on his hospital bed !

  • Adriano

    Happy birthday TDA ! Here’s my gift !

    Tenzin’s Problem

    Tenzin has a problem
    Indeed, he left behind Indira
    For the monastery was in flame
    And Tenzin ran away.

    He was drowning his sorrows
    Until a jerk came to bother
    Tenzin smashed his face down
    Got surrounded by the whole squad

    Suddenly, a Russian appeared
    Sneaky and dangerous
    He helped Tenzin
    And they beat the bad

    Together forever in
    The dream realm
    They spend their time
    Fighting side-to-side

    But now Tenzin’s awake
    Thanks to Jane
    He will never see Viktor again
    Left alone in pain.

    PS: I made this poem before sneaky Dan showed us that Viktor was alive xD

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    “AutoTenzins, transform and roll out!” - Tenzimous Prime

    • Chris

      Maximum Slow!

      • Chris

        I mean engage booster rockets!

        https://youtu.be/IZQ_sWxqOiA

        • Matt [in Middletown]
          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Seek him here, seek him on the highway
            Never knowing when he’ll appear
            All await, engine’s ticking over
            Hear the roar as they sense the fear

            Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light!
            Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes!

            Hell bent, hell bent for leather
            Hell bent, hell bent for leather

            Black as night, faster than a shadow
            Crimson flare from a raging sun
            An exhibition, of sheer precision
            Yet no one knows from where he comes

            Fools! Self destruct cannot take that crown
            Dreams! Crash one by one to the ground

            Hell bent, hell bent for leather
            Hell bent, hell bent for leather

            There’s many who tried to prove that they’re faster
            But they didn’t last and they died as they tried

            There’s many who tried to prove that they’re faster
            But they didn’t last and they died as they tried

            Hell bent, hell bent for leather
            Hell bent, hell bent for leather
            Hell bent, hell bent for leather
            Hell bent, hell bent for leather

  • Well, it’s not terrorist buttocks, but at least he’s gonna try to kick something. He’ll probably regret it, but hey.

  • Chris Kotthoff

    It’s not a good sign that they had to hide the fact Vic was still alive. Then again, hiding the fact only compounds it:

  • Dusty Coyote

    They see me rolling, I’m hatin’, I’m slowly gonna go a find a victor….

  • Voduxe

    When a guy in a wheelchair looks like he could kill you, that’s a sign that he’s made a profound realization of a bad kind.

  • theRoUS

    Deathbot link goes to an earlier page.. I see no deathbot anywhere.

    Which I suppose is kinda the point of a deathbot, innit.

    Paranoia Mode engaged..

    • Whoops! Fixed. Surprised no one called me out on that earlier.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Heh heh heh.
        Deathbot lurks, and is hard to find.
        To fully appreciate and understand deathbot, one must stumble across deathbot.

        • You don’t find deathbot, deathbot finds you!

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Deathbot, more aggressive than a door to door salesman at commission crush time.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Can you imagine a shockwave flash animation page overlay that shows up mid navigation from one page to the next showing deathbot appearing onscreen and “attacking” the reader?

  • Neil Kapit

    Really loving the current direction of Demon Archives. Poor Tenzin’s
    learning that the aftermath of the battle is even harder, especially
    with everything he’s lost inside and out.

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Now would be a good time for the Jane fragment in his neural net to chime in.
    https://demonarchives.com/chapter-5-page-18-time-regroup/
    The nanos expanded the neural net, Jane was in it, and his hallucinations are due to copy/echo/fragment still being in there.
    And they’ve touched portions of his noggin that were damaged by the deathbot fight.
    / end theorizing

  • Hey @sebastinpriz:disqus somebody pointed out to me that we are missing the head jack port on this page, on the “Don’t you dare lie to me panel”.

    • I was just checking that… I’ll fix it