• Matt [in Middletown]

    Gee Mr. Smith, we all knew you were an immense orifice of some type.
    Thanks for illustrating it!
    (May fleas infest his personage.)

    • Dusty Coyote

      If he was truly an office type, he wouldn’t have come in person.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Orifice, not office.

        • Dusty Coyote

          In my defense, I’m dealing with a lot of the former in my latter at the moment. But yes, I’m an idiot.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Or office orifices stinking up the place?
            Ugh.

          • Dusty Coyote

            The humble sphincter performs a very important role. We just have a lot of them thinking they can do something else here.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Yeesh.
            Good luck, and be careful with matches near the methanous malingerers.

  • Amberlight

    So… Mr. Smith is going to extend Tenzin an offer he would not be able to refuse?

    • Adriano

      Are we reading TDA or some James Bond ? :P

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Both

        • Adriano

          Both is good.
          Now we have Daniel Craig in the role of Tenzin lol

  • Hornet

    So how exactly is this Dirty Rat Bastard in any position to interfere with Aegis personnel???

    • I do believe that is Tenzin’s first question on Monday’s page :)

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Feed ranger Smith to Yogi the recyclerbot.
        (Jellystone park not included.)

      • Rawles Roberts III

        I do believe Tenzin is about to be busier than a one-legged man at an a**-kicking contest…..

  • Adriano

    YES ! PIRATE CRAVING FOR ASS ! BOO-YAH !

    I love the Security Agents. They’re so cool.
    I don’t love President Smith as much, sadly :P

    I just saw the vote incentive and DJDUJM;SUDBNAXIFMMBCNSADNX; MFB CSKYLKMMF;:CDKSLYDMXNGDS IYFMC you got me there Dan and Seba :P

    • Dusty Coyote

      I’m having trouble with the first line. are you having the Pirate Craving or is the pirate someone else?

      • Adriano

        Oh no, no, earlier in the pages, we saw Security Agents looking at some ass. Someone said that it was Booty Pirats or something like that. Since that point, my joke is that every Security Agent is in fact a pirat that craves for ass.

        • Dusty Coyote

          Oh I see.

          Unrelated, what did a silent e ever do to you? :p

          • Adriano

            It existed :P

            Sorry I’m just not used to use silent e in the word ‘pirate’ x3
            Because we say ‘pirate’ in french, so I came to think that to make it english I should remove the e ? Slape me in the face plz

            Edit : No slapping, I’d definitely enjoy it way too much

          • NickDA

            And it just got awkward… *backs away slowly* :D

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            No, no backing away.
            It is unpossible to back away.

          • DeNitro

            True, but wiser ones might buy drinks to send kindly down the bar, staying at a distance observing quietly until it is decided if this “e” is going to cause a slap or a kiss.. LoL

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            There is no escap.
            The missing “e” sees all!

          • Dusty Coyote

            Ill meet you halfway with a pun.

  • Adriano

    Btw, if I was Tenzin, I’d throw my wheelchair to the President. Much more badass than a shoe :P

  • Adriano

    Btw btw, this page is my new favorite. We see angry crying Tenzin, beautiful Jane, and Ass Pirat-huh, Security Agents.

    • thanks man :)

      • Adriano

        You’re welcome ! Can’t believe how good you’re at arting, ahah. Much love <3

    • DeNitro

      True enough, @ Daniel Sharp & SebasP, you have created a story so powerful and thought provoking we cannot help but draw parallels to real life events we know. Making characters believeable enough to wonder, what would Tenzin paired with Jane do under different scenarios. That is a the mark of a true comic, or story,, What fan didn’t concoct new battles for Superman or Batman to fight. Your rocking it!

      • NickDA

        I feel like the kid in the old Shake and Bake commercials… “… and I helped!” But yes, they have seriously grown this thing into something amazing… a gag pet project with my brother is now one of my favorite things on the internet, and is a deep thought provoking fun time.

  • President Smith can take a flying leap. What kind of smug garbage is going to spew out of his mouth this time?

  • Chris Kotthoff

    President Smith just made it clear he is the villain of this story.

    • Xylas Incarnum

      and is only here in person because Tenzin is lacking the two limbs that would enable him to pound his face into the ground along side his two bodyguards there.

      • Adriano

        Clearly !

        • Chris Kotthoff

          They may still have a fight on their hands. We may need a extra wheel chair for Mr. Smith.

          • Adriano

            Can’t wait to see wheeled Smith !

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Still hypercompetetive, Smith decides in his wheeled form that he will challenge Tenzin to a wheelchair race.
            He loses, and goes on a tantrum, eventually ending up in the central fountain doing donuts as anger tears roll down his cheeks.

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Smith says something stupid, Viktor laughs suddenly and says, “I was just faking, tovarisch!”
    He then uses Tenzin as a weapon.
    / kidding

    • Adriano

      So much tears atm ;^;

  • Yup, knew he wouldn’t take this well. Though yes, I am curious why they ordered him fixed but won’t extend the programming to fix Victor. :( Politicians… MERGH….

    • Heh. Who are you assuming “ordered” Tenzin fixed? Because that was mostly Jane :D

      • There was a hint in one of the pages regarding his “debrief”, like he had information vital to something for them.

        • Oh yeah true. That was the Aegis Commander :)

    • theRoUS

      Brain damage is brain damage. Jane helped Tenzin recover from what appeared to me to be a case of fugue and conversion disorder presenting as total somatic dissociation. ‘Inner demons,’ if you will, rather than actual physiological damage. I don’t think human brain function is sufficiently holographic and redundant to allow full psychological reconstruction/reintegration after massive cell death. In other words, they probably can’t “fix” him.

      • But by the blood loss/oxygen deprivation Tenzin suffered, he suffered brain damage too… that was what the nanites had to work so hard to repair… BEFORE Jane could go in and work on the psych issues. Granted Victor was down and bleeding a lot longer. Also it doesn’t matter if it is physical damage to the brain or loss of oxygen to the brain, brain death is brain death, and by everything we’ve been shown and told, Tenzin suffered it to some extent.

        By today’s standards sure, that sort of thing can’t be fixed. But it seems by the technologies in this future dystopia, that there is some success reconstructing this sort of damage.

        Even the psychologist mentioned Jane’s success with Tenzin extending to Victor as well….

  • DeNitro

    All for vilifying Smith, expressed my distaste of this character earlier. Yet Tenzin may be expecting the impossible. Know one who they say survived a attempted murder by 32 short colt being pressed to the head and fired. That weak bullet has power of a 22LR but is hampered by twice its weight at 80grains, yet the near helpless person shot had all trace of previous memories and personality erased, and any comparison to a child is pointless.

  • theRoUS

    Is Jane permanently in Tenzin’s head? Or otherwise persistently connected to him (as opposed to his gear)?

    • Spoilers ;P

      • witch isnt a no :P

        can I add that there are more options than just yes and no?

        • Matt [in Middletown]

          There’s also “fragments”.
          Which doesn’t exactly equal a yes or a no.

  • Dusty Coyote

    Quick question, do you and Lepas trade story telling notes? I swear every so often in both of your stories i look back and go…

    ….

    ACK! it was there all along!

    • Who’s Lepas?

      • Dusty Coyote

        Pascalle Lepas. Author of Zap! and Wilde Life. Good author. You’d like her

        • Adriano

          I like Wild Life, even though I didn’t read much of it :/

  • RTM

    Councilor, you better have a damn good reason for such obstructionism. :| Like, I don’t know, making sure that Tenzin doesn’t suffer from any side effects and such for a good amount of time, probably twice-thrice as long as the previous subjects of the AI-Controlled Nanite Neural Reconstruction or whatever. I recall there being said something about them going insane and such.

  • This is probably going to sound truly strange, but I had a dream about Victor recovering somewhat. Still not up to his adult speed, but better than we see him here. My brain… O_O

    • Burn the witch!

      • LMFAO!!

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        EDI as his shoulder buddy.

  • FIX MY FRIEND, JANE.

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Guilty by design.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NczLNctogZk

    She dreams in digital.