• Matt [in Middletown]

    Rifle as melee weapon!
    Out of bullets?
    No problem!
    You have the handy dandy Smash-O-Matic rifle hammer at your disposal!
    Just cock back, and swing!

  • I mean, they can try punching and stabbing the two-ton armor suit that made him strong enough to shrug off a bazooka round. I doubt it’ll do anything, but points for effort.

  • Kaiden

    There are chinks in any armor, and a trained swordsman is excellent at finding those chinks.

    That said, those melee weapons are very poorly shaped for stabbing.

  • Hipopótamo

    Well, he is overheated but I guess he can easily take the two armed man with a couple of swings, can he?

  • Chris Kotthoff

    Ten just manhandling 5 tanks, after shrugging off a shot from a tank cannon… unless one of those blades are made out of the same nano-tech unobtanium metal as his suite, this should be more comical than anything else

    • Adriano

      But they have for them the power of mind ! Especially the monk.

      • Delta-v

        I din’t know about the monk, but the other guy looks like how I envisioned the Sons of Mohammed Hashshashin Guard. Genetically modified with superior strength, vitality and reflexes-y’know, HIGH CLASS cannon fodder. ^^

        • That was indeed our intent XD

          And the “monk” is from the Temples faction.

          • Delta-v

            I’ve been wondering. Does the Temples of Shenjiao faction get to help um, dispose of the dead? ^^

          • If you read the short story one of the ToS planners wrote, their Soylent Green is heavily ritualized and sacred. They aren’t going to just eat ANYONE, especially unclean foreigners ;P

          • Delta-v

            So they’re going all the way to Minerva to ….. what? Compare recipes? O.o

            (I read the story, and found it extremely good.) :)

          • it’s not like they like eating PEOPLE more than eating Minerva’s genetically enhanced vegetables ;P

  • Ian Brown

    i feel bad for those assailants. if his suit is that badly overheating, just imagine what the more heavily mechanical areas of the suit are like! one good punch, grab or touch and they could be having a serious case of Burns on top of bruises, and that’s just nasty (I’ve seen it.)

  • Adriano

    Jane doing snarky humour, as usual ahah :D

  • Adriano

    Trope. Broken. ;D

  • Chris

    Tenzin quick jump! Then jump again! Then jump some more! Don’t stop jumping!
    Engaging Jack-Rabbit protocol!

  • Time to go Casey Jones style and use the gun as a bat/hockey stick!

    • Ah, Casey Jones. Good times. Might require a bit more coordination with that artificial arm than they were using just to hold still and aim ;)

      • It would, but they’re out of bullets…unless they’re like, we don’t need bullets, we’ve got lasers!

  • Adriano

    Might be done with the story in the month. I don’t have other dates xD Sorry Dan ;3;

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Mad Season - Lifeless Dead
    Lyric at 1:45:
    Then a demon came to him, “You must know, I’m gonna win.”

  • Voduxe

    In the immortal words of the great Mr. T… “Pity the fool.”

  • DrCrazy102

    “12 bullets .. You’re just gonna have to share”

    I vote for a Jane-controlled bitch-slap to both guys

  • Bruce Greenwood

    “Sword season!”
    “Pike season!”
    “Sword season!”
    “Pike season!”
    “Pike season!”
    “Sword season! Shoot him now!”
    “Whaddaya know… no more buwwets.”

  • Henrik Svantesson

    New contender for important things to know before they happen - when are you out of ammo?