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Aug 2015

Intermission 2 of 4: Caption Contest 2015

Posted by / in Comic / 54 comments

That’s right, first part of the hiatus events is a Caption Contest. We’re looking to all you excellent readers to come up with the best captions for this strip Seba drew.

Funny, serious, whatever tickles your fancy! The “best” one(s) (I retain the right to arbitrarily decide, although community voting will be considered) will get prizes like wallpapers and downloadables and whatnot.

Rules:

  • Keep it PG-13 and inoffensive (no racist, sexist, anything-ist jokes, please).
  • Try to keep it in character.
  • You can either submit just the text or download the image file and add your text to it.
  • Submit it as a comment so people can vote on it, AND/OR email it to me at dan at demonarchives dot com.
  • You CAN submit up to 3 captions for consideration.
  • I’ll declare the winner(s) NEXT Monday, the 31st of August.

That’s about it for rules, beyond the Number 1 rule of I’m the boss and what I say, goes ;)

So let’s hear your jokes and ideas :D

EDIT: We also got a nice shoutout on The Awesome Comics podcast, at about timestamp 83:45 or so!

  • Tim Askerov

    All people like watermelons, yeah?

    • Adriano

      I love the second one xD

      • DrCrazy102

        *Invites the slow GoT fandom to site, runs from ensuing warfare*
        Fandom - “Not the spoiiillleeerrrrSSSS!!!”

  • Dima Gaydukevich

    Some ME.

  • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

    Remember you can just submit the text, you don’t have to edit in on if you don’t want to :)

    Some winners from the Russian mirror site: http://acomics.ru/~DemonArchives Translated by google and me, so not 100% perfect.

    By PsVeresk
    -Tenzin I register the approach of chocolate chip cookies!
    -Where from, Jane ?!
    -Look up, Tenzin!
    -I’ll catch them!

    By DragonOfFlight
    -They found a way to deal with these robots.
    -Really? What?
    -Our own Giant Humanoid Robots. And they sent you into retirement.
    -Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    By anonymous
    -Do you want to learn a terrible secret?
    -I do not think anything else could surprise me.
    -I am your father!
    -Nooo!!!

    • http://sebasp.deviantart.com/ SebasP

      I like the one with cookies :D

  • The Black Mudpuppy

    1.Hey Tenzin, wanna try out the new gonadal enhancement unit?
    2.No.
    3.TOO BAD.
    4.!!!!!!

  • Rich L

    1 Ooh ooh

    We’re no strangers to love

    You know the rules and so do I

    A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

    2 are you ok? are you rick rolling me?

    3 I control the music feed now

    4 NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • NickDA

      hahaha… with the rick roll playing animated in the background… haha

  • http://www.rabbitualoffender.com Edward Gee

    1: Hey Tenzin
    Hey, you remind me of the sexy green girl from the original Star Trek series.
    2: You know I emulate a 16 year old girl, right?
    What? Huh?
    3: Damn you Jared from Subway! Damn you straight to Hell!

  • Adriano

    I have some sick ideas
    Sure that I can’t make sexist jokes ? C’mon, Dan, plz :'(

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      If you really want to, just email them to me instead of commenting them, and I’ll let you know if you’d get in trouble for sharing them with the class or not :P

      • Adriano

        Yes, sir !
        Though the first one is SFW ^^

  • Adriano

    A classic one :

    • NickDA

      too soon :D

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    It looks like Jane just gave him a wedgie…

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      Well write up a caption that fits ;P

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        *embarrassed*
        That’s all I have at the moment..

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Second: Is that smoke, or a ghost rising above Seb?!
    O_o

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      Both? Both.

    • Adriano

      Why don’t we have both ?

  • Adriano

    For Jennifer ;P

  • Adriano

    Btw Dan, I NEED this Minerva T-shirt !
    Plus, Seba looks kinda dead to me… Maybe he need a longer break than what I first thougth…

    • Matt [in Middletown]

      Give him some coffee and jolt him with mains voltage to kick start him awake, then hand him a pina colada and send him on his vacation?

      • Adriano

        Dan, have you tried to turn it off, then on ?

        • DeNitro

          In my experience if we pretend he was a computer, spend twenty minutes of head scratching checking every detail, just to find it unplugged from the wall outlet.. LOL

        • Matt [in Middletown]

          Is he plugged in?

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      I need this as a shirt too! I’m working on designing some print on demand designs for mugs and shirts and etc.

      • Adriano

        T-shirts would really be awesome, especially some with a kneeled Tenzin shouting : “Indiraaaaaaaaa !”

  • DeNitro

    1) “What is the matter Tenzin?” 2) “I was thirsty and found a beer with my name on it in Angeline’s refrigerator, but I heard someone coming so I took a big swallow and put it back.” 3) “That nasty taste in your mouth,, It’s not beer.” 4) “Bllaaaauugggghhh!!”

    • DeNitro

      FYI, If too rude, I’ll delete, but was laughing like a teenager when I wrote it.. :-)

      • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

        you’re fine. I made a similar joke first back in Chapter 1 ;)

        • Adriano

          Wait, where ?

        • DeNitro

          Oh, a treasure hunt.. ;-) How did I miss or forget such a Gem.

          • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

            Similar, but not quite the same ;)

  • Jens Richard

    Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

    Vader: No, I am your father.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • http://princesschroma.thecomicseries.com/ melaredblu

    It would be so easy to do yet another INDIRAAAAA joke, but I’ll control myself.
    Maybe.

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      Well you should definitely at least post that one you emailed me :)

      • http://princesschroma.thecomicseries.com/ melaredblu

        I kinda…don’t know how? I don’t have a photobucket account and I’m not sure how to image link in disqus. I’m still not smart enough to internet.

        • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

          With Disqus, you can just straight up attach an image by replying and clicking the little picture button in the bottom left.

          • http://princesschroma.thecomicseries.com/ melaredblu

            Oh! That’s a neat feature! I can’t believe I didn’t find that out sooner. Thank you.

          • Adriano

            Omg this “killed” me xD

          • DrCrazy102

            *Joins war cry while playing Star Wars Battlefront: Original*

  • Mistwraith

    panel 1 :
    Jane: - You know that old game you were playing before you went out on patrol ?
    Tenzin: - Yeah ?

    panel 2 :
    Jane: - I finished it, the cake was a lie !

    panel 3:
    Tenzin : - Noooooooooooo !

  • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

    Don’t force me to eat vegetables! Anything but that!

  • Delta-v

    The part I like best is seeing all the new people who are sharing comments. ^^

  • Charlie

    He’s based his whole life around “The Man.”

  • Pemigewasset ex pat

    his pose an expression make them look like Jane just give a 10 amp hundred volt jolt to his nuts

    • http://demonarchives.com/ Daniel Sharp

      Write up the caption for it ;) It sounds funny :D

  • Dusty Coyote

    Jane: Whatcha Eating Tenzin?

    Tenzin: This new nutrition bar they’ve been handing us. Soy something….

    Jane: Soylent Green? Tenzin, thats people.

    Tenzin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • Dusty Coyote

      Alternate for those destiny players out there:

      Hey Tenzin, got the new patch notes for TTK.

      Anything Good?

      Lets see. Titan melee range is getting cut in half. The G-Horn isnt carrying forward. Thorn will be still viable in pvp. Warlocks are getting a 50% melee range increase. And the Helm of Saint 14 isn’t being carried forward.

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      • Dusty Coyote

        Tenzin, i saw some kids trying to catch popcorn in their mouths. Is it as hard as it looks?

        Jane, its not that hard. I use to do it all the time.

        I call BS.

        WATCH!

      • NickDA

        Haha… thankfully I had my G-Horn for a few months now… so its nerf is less painful, especially since they plan on reducing boss bullet-sponginess appropriately. I forget, were you playing on the proper platform or that scrub xbone?