• RoninGlen

    I dunno Dan, I think you might look rather distinguished with a nice Rutherford B. Hayes style facial ‘do. :D

    • My wife would never come near me again…

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        How about the sideburns and mustache of Lobo from the DC comic universe?

        • *googles*

          *shudders*

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Mirror Universe Spock goatee?

          • Tried that once. My mustache doesn’t connect to the lower part :(

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Ah.
            I can’t grow a full beard, only the goatee.

          • Honza Prchal

            I discovered why it’s called a goatee after growing one of m own after losing a bet - it curves sideways like a goat’s. [Sob.]

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Chester Arthur / Ambrose Burnside

          • Are you trying to get me bullied at school or something? :P

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            But..But.. spiked, and dyed bright red!

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Panel 4: “Yeah, my chair can run him over. Easily.”

    • Adriano

      “But it’s no good without a brick, Sir!”

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        “This chair is defective! It has no bricks!”

        • Adriano

          “Who designed this? Rick?? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
          or
          “What is this, a wheelchair for Turkmen??”

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            I heard the “Rick? RIiiick!” portion in my head like the “you failed/death” audio from Metal Gear series.
            “Snake? SNAKE?! SNaaaaaaaake!!!”

  • T.R.

    Tenzin: “Trooper, the cockroaches seem big this time of year. Have pest control come by and spray the house.”

    Trooper: (Expression brightening into a big smile) “Will do, sir!”

    • Oculus Security: *sniffs disdainfully while failing ot come up with a good retort*

      • Honza Prchal

        L’esprit de l’escalier or l’esprit d’escalier (“staircase wit”) is a French term used in English for the predicament of thinking of the perfect reply too late. excerptted from wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

        • Heh, perfect. This guy is probably making this comment in his head as they walk away.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            *Oculus goon, pushing broom*
            “I can be witty too! I’ll show them! We’ll see who has a leg to stand on!”

    • NickDA

      I also am imagining the Aegis trooper just hard death face staring at the oculus guy… Oculus guy is nervous but praises his bosses decision to make reflective shades part of the uniform… Aegis guys eyes are watering from the sun but he can’t be broken.